this one just has to be told

I work at a senior center, so I meet a lot of characters.

Moments ago I took a break to refill my water bottle. On my way back to my office I stopped to glance over the balcony for a few minutes to watch the line dancers. They are led by a 90 year-old firecracker who at the conclusion of the dance made a BIG announcement that began with "everyone listen to me!"

"Anyone wear a size 5 brief? They are too big for me, I bought the wrong kind. I am not charging, does anyone want them?"

To catch you up - she was giving away free underwear.

At least two women came up to her to vie for the 5 pack of cotton briefs.

File this under things you only see at a senior center.


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